3 days into the summer…

🫠 3 days into the 6‑week summer holiday and already Googling “boarding school”?

We get it. You love your kids. You also love sitting down with a hot coffee that hasn’t gone cold… or going to the toilet without being followed.

Gamevan’s got you. Let us take over for an hour or two—our fully-kitted mobile gaming van parks outside your house and turns your driveway into party central while you reclaim some sanity.

Here’s what you could do during Gamevan time:

☕ Drink a hot drink… while it’s still hot

🚿 Shower without answering 47 questions mid-shampoo

📱 Scroll in peace without your phone being snatched

🧺 Actually fold laundry… without instant unfolding sabotage

🍽 Eat something that doesn’t require cutting into tiny pieces

📺 Watch grown‑up TV (no rhymes. no singing. pure bliss)

📞 Have a phone call that doesn’t involve yelling, “I said PUT THAT DOWN”

🧘‍♀️ Sit. Breathe. Maybe even finish a thought before someone interrupts

🔇 Or better yet—sit in your own home without the constant background noise of every Italian Brainrot character…Tralalero Tralala…Bombardiro Crocodilo…Ballerina Cappuccina… Chimpanzini Bananini and others that your kids are lately obsessed with (cue random chant noises).

🎮 Meanwhile, the kids get the ultimate gaming fest: latest consoles, cosy seating, expert hosts

🚐 We come to you—no car tantrums, no extra mess

💆‍♀️ You get the break you deserve—mini spa vibes, minus the cucumbers

👉 Book now at www.gamevan.co.uk — it’s quick, it’s easy, and your future coffee‑drinking self will thank you.

Remember: 6 weeks = 1,296 hours. You’ll want some of them back.

Gamevan – gaming party legends & sanity savers 🙌