It’s Monday 😔

It’s Monday. You don’t want to be here. We get it. But you’ve got bills to pay, skins to buy, and a Switch 2 to start saving for.

So while you stare blankly into your coffee and try to remember your Teams password, just remember this:

You’re not just working for your boss — You’re working for V-Bucks. For XP. For your kid’s dream birthday party with Gamevan.

🎮 Let’s be real. If you’ve got a gamer in the house, you’re already funding this lifestyle:

1. V-Bucks – Because Fortnite characters need a new outfit every 3 days.

2. Robux – For purchasing magical pets and questionable virtual outfits.

3. Game Pass Subscriptions – To access hundreds of games… and play only one.

4. Headsets with glowing bits – Because apparently that makes you play better.

5. Battle Passes – Renewed more often than your gym membership.

6. Extra Controllers – The last one mysteriously broke during a “lag spike.”

7. Limited Edition Consoles – It’s the same console, but green.

8. In-game currency with names like Galaxy Shards or Dragon Coins

9. Gaming chairs that look like Formula 1 seats

10. Gamevan parties – The one thing that gets them off the couch and into a party that doesn’t destroy your house.

💥 Now here’s the part where you win Monday:

👉 AUGUST is fully booked

👉 SEPTEMBER weekends are nearly gone

👉 Weekends always go first—don’t be the parent panic-booking the night before

📲 Lock in your party now at 👉 www.gamevan.co.uk